Big Frozen genderbend dump part 2 ^————-^
and quite possible the last for now, I’m tired lol
Part 1 here
I think, after seeing a few comments, that’s valid to add I do this only for fun, and curiosity. I don’t think this version is better than the original
You know what gives me hope?
When I sat on a bench near a school on Friday, little boys, who usually curse each other and yell something silly, sang the anthem of Ukraine. Over and over. When they stopped, they yelled our motto. Glory to Ukraine - glory to heroes.
People from eastern and…
can we talk about this lady please? How she was an elderly, single woman who literally left all of her property to her cats and how the artists could have just made her a stereotypical crazy old cat lady but instead they made her absolutely fabulous and graceful and she still twirls in front of her mirror like she’s pretending to be a princess at age 60/70/80-something?
Just in case
I’m actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.
As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, I’d also like to add that “offer help” can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).
It’s okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.
If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.
I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.
If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm.
They are likely disoriented and confused, even if it’s only for a minute or two, and you don’t want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.
I’m gonna add on here for people, like me, who have Absence Seizures. It can appear like we’re suddenly staring off into space or daydreaming. But that’s not the case. An absence seizure causes a person to disengage from the world and their own senses. For instance, I could be in the middle of conversation with you, and then I might suddenly stop speaking, my eyes might seem to lose focus and I might appear to stare ahead or off to the side; sometimes I might click my tongue or smack my lips. A person who is carrying something may drop it, or actually be unable to let an object go. Someone who is walking may stop, or they may continue walking with no regard for direction or traffic.
These symptoms can last from a few seconds to a couple of minutes. During this time, NOTHING YOU DO CAN BRING ME OR ANYONE ELSE OUT OF AN ABSENCE SEIZURE! You cannot shake a person out it; you cannot yell at them and make them snap out of it. YOU CANNOT SLAP A PERSON IN THE FACE AND SUDDENLY BRING THEM BACK TO THEIR SENSES! The best thing to do is time the seizure with a watch, and do your best to guide the person away from anything that might harm them. These types of seizures can be especially harmful because the sufferer can still actually be mobile while they happen, but the person would not feel pain should they have an accident. For instance, I could be cooking at my stove when an absence seizure hits and I could burn my hand in the flame, but I WOULD NOT KNOW IT until the seizure ended!
As an absence seizure ends, a person may or may not be confused or a little unsettled. Some people immediately go right back to what they were doing before the seizure hit, unaware that a seizure has happened at all. Other people may experience some confusion, dizziness, light-headedness, feeling faint, fatigue, and some mood changes. This is all completely normal after this type of seizure. Please help this person to a safe place, and help them document the time/date/duration of the seizure. If an absence seizure ever lasts for five (5) minutes or more, contact emergency/medical personnel.
Also, if a person is in a seizure for 5 minutes or more, call 9-11 or your local equivalent. If it’s less than 5 minutes, you might not have to call- it depends on their history. (Like my dad- a 20 year epileptic, doesn’t have to call, just document. But if it’s a person’s first seizure ever, then you’ll want to call even if it was short.) also, regarding the don’t hold down- if they’re on the edge of something like a bed they could fall off and hurt themselves, then either keep them from falling if possible.
-The Polish one
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
warning other grass blades of danger hahaha what are they gonna’ do they just grass
a continuation of this.
MISS OFFICER AND MR TRUFFLES coming soon this Summer maybe not.
Driver: “But officer, I was barely speeding”
Miss Officer: “More like bear-ly speeding… am I right Mr. Truffles?”
Mr. Truffles: v(^_^)v
To the window
To the walls (to the walls)
man, this kid’s sweaty and tall
And all these titans crawl
(This was too great not to share!)
Submitted By: Thomas D.
Location: Ohio, United States
8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice"Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —"
"False hope?" repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —"
"I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —"
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
MINERVA YOU FUCKING QUEEN
EVERYONE BOW DOWN
Things I wish my mom had told me:
- To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, press select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to it’s original resolution.
When your parents have company over and you try to avoid leaving your room
Vine by: Gyalis in Paris